BECAUSE I'M OUT OF IDEAS
Also this sort of thing is really fun to do.
Many thanks to *MasterFranny
for the jap text THAT YOU CAN'T SEE ANYWAY BECAUSE IT APPEARED VERY FAINTLY HAHA FML
Please don't reupload anywhere. I don't know if I can get it on tumblr with this being the size but even then, don't.
John Egbert from Homestuck (c) Andrew Hussie